Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tyrone!

Tyrone who?

Tyrone shoelaces!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tyson!

Tyson who?

Tyson of this on for size!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Uganda!

Uganda who?

Uganda get away with this!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Uriah!

Uriah who?

Keep Uriah on the ball!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Uruguay!

Uruguay who?

You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!