Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Turkey!

Turkey who?

Turkey, open door!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Turnip!

Turnip who?

Turnip the heat it's cold in here!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Twig!

Twig who?

Twig or tweat!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Twyla!

Twyla who?

Twyla light of the Gods!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Typhoid!

Typhoid who?

Typhoid that song before!