Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Maine!

Maine who?

Maine I come in now please!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Major!

Major who?

Major answer didn't I!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Malcolm!

Malcolm who?

Malcome you didn't do your homework!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mali!

Mali who?

Mali Brown!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Manitoba!

Manitoba who?

Manitoba me hours to get out of here!