Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luther!

Luther who?

Luther the silver lining!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lyndon!

Lyndon who?

Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Madame!

Madame who?

Madame foot is caught in the door!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mae!

Mae who?

Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!