Kid Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!

When did this happen?

When did what happen?




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band

Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!




Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar

I can't believe that!




Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in

What about a matchbox!




Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.

Please sit on the couch.

Which one!




Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!




Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth

Get out of the way, your in my light!