Kid Jokes

A noise woke me up this morning.

What was that?

The crack of dawn!





It's gone forever - forever I tell you!


What has?

Yesterday!





Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time?

A jelly copter!





Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?

He wanted to put something away for a rainy day!





What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low down bum!





Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!





What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!