Kid Jokes

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll hang around!





What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!





What is the best thing to take into the desert?

A thirst aid kit!





Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond!





What is hairy and coughs?

A coconut with a cold!





What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?

An Unidentified Frying Object!





Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?

So he could loaf around!