Kid Jokes

What is a spiders favorite TV show?

The newly web game!


What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

You're spinning me a yarn here!


What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!


Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!


What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?

A spinning wheel!


What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!


What do you call a big irish spider?

Paddy long legs!


What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!