Kid Jokes

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?

For some fowl purpose!





How do sheep keep warm in winter?


Central bleating!





How do chickens dance?


Chick to chick!





What do you call a crazy chicken?


A cuckoo-cluck!





What do you call a bull who tells jokes?


Laugh-a-bull!





What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?


The milky baa kid!





What is a duck's favorite dance?


The quackstep!





Which dance will a chicken not do?


The foxtrot!





What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?


A woolly jumper!