Kid Jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?


In a hog cabin!





What is the slowest racehorse in the world?


A clotheshorse!





Why do pigs never recover from illness?


Because you have to kill them before you cure them!





What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?


A road hog!





What do you call sheep that live together?


Pen friends!





What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?


An egg!





What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?


Udder nonsense!





What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?


Use a cowculator!





What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?


'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!





What's a cows favorite vegetable?


A cowat!