Kid Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!





A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.

"Why are you doing that?
" asked his neighbour

"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.

"But we don't get elephants round here!"

"I know - good stuff isn't it!"




What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?

Warren!





What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?

Terrified!





What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?

Squashed!





Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!





What is an elephants favorite film?

Elephantasia



What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!





What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!





What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!