Kid Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!





What do you call a elephant that never washes?

A smellyphant!





Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"

Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"




What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!





Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"

Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"




How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t

"That's not how the dictionary spells it"

"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"




Teacher: "Name six wild animals"

Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"




What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!





Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?

Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."



Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!