Kid Jokes

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!





What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?

I don't know!


Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!





What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!





How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!





What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!





What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?




What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 3,000 miles!





What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!