Kid Jokes

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!





What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!





What's grey but turns red?

An embarrassed elephant!





What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant!





When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!





How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!





What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!





What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!