Kid Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A: A jet setter!





Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?

A: Puppy dogs!





Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?

A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!





Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

A: In the mush room!





Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!





Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!





Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog?

A: A whino!





Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?

A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!





Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

A: When the door is open!





Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet!