Kid Jokes

Q: What do parrots eat?


A: Polyfilla!





Q: What do you give a sick bird?


A: Tweetment!





Q: What bird tastes just like butter?


A: A stork!





Q: What's another name for a clever duck?


A: A wise quacker!





Q: Which bird is always out of breath?


A: A puffin!





Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?


A: Three swallows!





Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?


A: The feather forecast!





Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?


A: A bird that will talk you ear off!





Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?


A: A box of quackers!