Ethnic Jokes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.


"Ever have an accident?"


"Nope, nary a one."


"None? You've never had any accidents."


"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."


"Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"


"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."