Music Jokes

Q: How do you make him stop playing?

A: Put notes on it!




Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?

A: Pick on someone your own size!




Q: What's the definition of a minor second?

A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.




Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

A: Counterpoint.




Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

A: Give him a sheet of music.




Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".




Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

A: Would you like fries with that?




Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!




Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.