Music Jokes

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?

A: Two flutes playing a unison.




Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.




Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.




Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?

A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.