Political Jokes

A researcher called G. W. Bush house in Austin.


G. W was sleeping in late and was awaken by the call.


He was half-asleep when he answered the phone.


Researcher: Excuse me, sir. I'm conducting a survey


GW Bush: Questions? No political questions.


Reseacher: Political, sir?


GW Bush: Do you know who you are calling?


Researcher: We call numbers at random, sir. May I ask --


GW Bush: What is this about?


Researcher: We are asking people do they think COKE beats PEPSI.


GW BUSH: I've never tried Pepsi. Is that a new thing?