Political Jokes

Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent*


... BAD *PRECEDENT:


Tipper: "How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?"


Al: "Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but I'd do it all again."


... BAD *PRESIDENT:


Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear


- "I do solemonemoney swear..."


- that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States


- "... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States..."


- and will to the best of my ability


- "... and will to the best of my abli-tilly ..."


- preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States


- "... preservect defenestrate the United ... the Constitual ... the ... um ... of America."


- So help me God.


- "So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?"