School Jokes

Amazing Anagrams


Dormitory == Dirty Room


Desperation == A Rope Ends It


The Morse Code == Here Come Dots


Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em


Animosity == Is No Amity


Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's


Alec Guinness == Genuine Class


Semolina == Is No Meal


The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet


A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place


The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake


Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one


Contradiction == Accord not in it


This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]


To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.


Becomes:


In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


And the grand finale:


"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong


becomes:


A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!