School Jokes

To: Professor _______________

From: ____________________




I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:




__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.




__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.




__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:




__Medical School

__Graduate School

__Dental School

__Fraternity/Sorority

__The Mickey Mouse Club

__Tri County Tech




__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______.




__5. I'll lose my scholarship.




__6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me.




__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.




__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.




__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.




__10. You are prejudiced against:




__ Males

__ Blacks

__ Females

__ Jews

__ Catholics

__ Whites

__ Protestants

__ Minorities

__ Chicanos

__ Students

__ People




__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.




__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:




__ mono

__ broken baby finger

__ acute alcoholism

__ pregnancy

__ VD

__ fatherhood




__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.




__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.




__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.




__16. The lectures were:




__ too detailed to pick out important points.

__ not explained in any sufficient detail.

__ your class was far too boring.

__ all jokes and not enough material.

__ all of the above.




__17. This course was:




__too early, I was not awake.

__at lunchtime, I was hungry.

__too late, I was tired.




__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.




__19. Other reason: __________________.