Animal Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?

Time to fix the fence!





What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!





What' s grey with red spots?

An elephant with the measles!





Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!





What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!





What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!





Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!





What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?

Lost!





Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!