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Asteroid hits the Earth

Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

  1. For starters, you'd be able to surf in South Dakota.

  2. Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.

  3. The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.

  4. We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.

  5. Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.

  6. Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.

  7. There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure.


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