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You're stressed when
You Know You're Too Stressed If...
- You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
- The Sun is too loud.
- Trees begin to chase you.
- You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
- You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
- You can hear mimes.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
- Things become "Very Clear."
- You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
- You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.
- The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
- You and Reality file for divorce.
- You can skip without a rope.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
- You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
- You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
- Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
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