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A collection of insults!
A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
  
  
One node short of a network.
  
One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
  
One pane short of a window.
  
One pearl short of a necklace.
  
One prayer short of absolution.
  
One press short of a CAPS LOCK key.  (Types all uppercase.)
  
One punch/swing/hit short of a fight.
  
One sentence short of a paragraph.
  
One shade short of a rainbow.
  
One shingle shy of a roof, and the water's getting in.
  
One ship short of a full fleet.
  
One side short of a pentagon.
  
One signature short of a book.
  
One sleeve/button short of a shirt.
  
One snowflake short of a ski slope.
  
 
         
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