Redneck Driver's Application



Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.







Last name: ________________







First name:



[_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue



[_] Billy-Joe   [_] Bobby-Jo



[_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann



[_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee



[_] Billy-Mae   [_] Bobby-Ellen



[_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue







Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)



Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None



Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right



Occupation:



[_] Farmer        [_] Mechanic



[_] Hair Dresser  [_] Waitress



[_] Un-employed   [_] Dirty Politician







Spouse's Name:     __________________________



2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________



3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________



Lover's Name:      __________________________



2nd Lover's Name:  __________________________







Relationship with spouse:



[_] Sister   [_] Aunt



[_] Brother  [_] Uncle



[_] Mother   [_] Son



[_] Father   [_] Daughter



[_] Cousin   [_] Pet







Number of children living in household: ___



Number of children living in shed:      ___



Number of children that are yours:      ___







Mother's Name: _______________________



Father's Name: _______________________







Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)



If you obtained a higher education what was your



major?



[_] 5th grade     [_] 6th grade







Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?







Vehicles you own and where you keep them:



___ Total number of vehicles you own



___ Number of vehicles that still crank



___ Number of vehicles in front yard



___ Number of vehicles in back yard



___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks







Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you



are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)







Firearms you own and where you keep them:



____ truck         ____ kitchen



____ bedroom       ____ bathroom/outhouse



____ shed          ____ pawnshop







Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_







Do you have a gun rack?



[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:







Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:



[_] The National Enquirer    [_] The Globe



[_] TV Guide                 [_] Soap Opera Digest



[_] Rifle and Shotgun        [_] Bassmasters







___ Number of times you've seen a UFO



___ Number of times you've seen Elvis



___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO







How often do you bathe:



[_] Weekly



[_] Monthly



[_] Not Applicable







How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___



Color of teeth:



[_] Yellow  [_] Brownish-Yellow



[_] Brown   [_] Black



[_] N/A







Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:



[_] Red-Man                [_] Skoal







How far is your home from a paved road?



[_] 1 mile



[_] 2 miles



[_] don't know