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Montana Jokes

Montana Jokes

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else


Dumb Montana Laws

  • Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)
  • In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
  • It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
  • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
  • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

    Excelsior Springs

  • Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.

    Helena

  • No item may be thrown across a street.

    Salisbury

  • Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

    Whitehall

  • It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

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