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Lightbulb joke collection 62

Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 21. 1 to change the bulb, and 20 to provide the current.

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!

Q: Why did the lightbulb cross the road ?
A: Because it saw 2 elephants coming.

Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: None. They screw in hotel rooms.

Q: How many gas fitters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb.

Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.

Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity.

Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?


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