Idiot Jokes

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.


"That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV


"And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3


Mark Goodier: What's the name of the company you work for?


Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and


engineering services? - BBC Radio 1


"Marling - unbeaten in her three victories."


Peter O'Sullivan, BBC2 TV: "Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets."


James Hunt, BBC2 TV: "A church spire nestling among the trees...there's probably a church there too." - Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV