Computer Jokes

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.


He said it said "File not found".


I told him to do a dir.


I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.


He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat."


I said type this in "type autoexec.bat".


Again he got "File not found".


I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed.


He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat'.