Computer Jokes

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.


Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.


Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.


Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.


Cache - Needed when you go to da store.


Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.


Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.


Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.


Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.


Diskette - A female Disco dancer.


Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.


Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.


Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.


Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.


Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.


Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.


Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.


Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.


Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.


Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.


Rom - Where the pope lives.


Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.


Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.


Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.


Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.