Computer Jokes

The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 31, 1999. In exchange for taking every computer, an Etch-A-Sketch will be issued to all Americans. There are many reasons for doing this:


1. No Y2K problems.

2. No technical glitches keeping working from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing E-Mails.




Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:




Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has funny lines all over the screen. What do I do?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: How do I create a new document?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch ?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch ?

A: Pick it up and shake it.




Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch Document ?

A: Don't shake it.