Computer Jokes

ADA: A Dumb Arrangement

ADA: A Dumb Acronym

ADA: A Dumb Annoyance


BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders

BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code

BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion


C: Crud

C: Confusing


COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language

COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language

COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages

COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages

COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics

COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy

COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing

COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck

COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language

COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics


FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland


LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses

LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses


PASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language