Music Jokes

Q: What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.




Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

A: So they can park in the handicap zones.




Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?

A: Gifted.




Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.




Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.




Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!