Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet



Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station



Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!





Q: Why did the horse cross the road?

A: Because the chicken needed a day off



Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!





Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

A: Because it ran out of cluck!





Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?

A: She laid a sidewalk!





Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?


A: She kicked the bucket!




Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo cluck!





Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?


A: She was tickled to death!