Animal Jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!


What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!


What has stripes and pulls a tractor?

A caterpillar tractor!


What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow!


What's green and dangerous?

A caterpillar with a machine gun!


What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!