Business Jokes

Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.




Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers.




Q: What's the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?


A: The Titanic had a band.




Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?


A: A dependent Claus.




Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?


A: A superior being.




Q: What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?


A: Big foot has been sighted.




Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?


A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."




Q: How do you confuse a bank teller?


A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetize them.




Q: Why is a BMW a banker's favorite car?


A: Because he can't spell Porsche.




Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude




If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?