Business Jokes

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.


2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.


3. Ran out of paper clips.


4. I've decided to telecommute.


5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.


6. It's a long drive home to Texas.


7. One-day sale at Macy's.


8. My brain is melting!


9. I think they found me out...


10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.