Business Jokes

Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.


Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked.


William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.


Wood's Axiom: As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.


Woodward's Law: A theory is better than its explanation.


Zall's Laws: First Law - Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. Second Law - How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.


Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.