Business Jokes

Murphy was an optimist.


My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants.


Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


Nature is a mother.


Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.


Needs are a function of what other people have.


Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.


Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.


Never be first to do anything.


Never be last.