Business Jokes

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.


In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.


In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies.


In the fight between you and the world, back the world.


Incompetence is a double-edged banana.


Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young, American politician


Inspiration and perspiration are related by more than rhyme.


Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a goal, and goals are not always chosen intelligently. - Larry Niven 'Protector'


Interchangable parts won't.


Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.


It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.