Business Jokes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


Has anyone ever heard of a self-made failure?


Have you flogged your crew today?


He who beats his sword into a plowshare usually ends up plowing for those who kept their swords.


He who dies with the most toys is still dead.


He who dies with the most toys, wins.


He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.


He who hesitates is probably right.


He who pulls the oars does not have time to rock the boat.