Old Age Jokes

OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling


OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off


OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires


OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away


OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away


OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures


OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print


OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter


OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down


OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse


OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces


OLD BUDGETS never die, they are fillibustered


OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away


OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away


OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated