Business Jokes

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.


Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip.


Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock.


Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.


Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.


Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.


Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.


Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.


Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out.