Business Jokes

By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends.


By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions.


By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost


Cant produces countercant.


Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Chipped dishes never break.


Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.


Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.


Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.