Business Jokes

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone.


Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.


Being a good communicator means people find out what is really wrong with you.


Believing is seeing.


Better latent than never.


Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.


Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.


Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.


Beware of one who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds themself no wiser than before. They are full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. - Sir John A. MacDonald, Canada's first prime minister


Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts.