Business Jokes

Any wire cut to length will be too short.


Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.


Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else.


Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.


Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.


Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator. - Claude Shouse


Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.


Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.


Anything in parentheses can be ignored.


Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.