Business Jokes

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.


A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.


A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.


A penny saved has not been spent.


A penny saved is an economic breakthrough.


A penny saved is ridiculous.


A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can't fix it.)


A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason.


A short cut is the longest distance between two points.


A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside.